besturlonhere:

tsarcasm:

everythingbutlarry:

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

this is the best post on this website

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larhyperhair:

starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.

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natalieironside:

Due to inflation, events that are going to happen later in the story now have to be fiveshadowed

(via nothing-suspicious-in-there)

exitwound:

exitwound:

no-need-to-apply:

exitwound:

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

this is the most unhelpful post ever

do i look like a fucking faq to you

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

(via spiritualnozomi)

animentality:

animentality:

This scene was everything. Why would you even want to cut it ever

notafrogblog:

(via odin-n-out)

fave-fight:

fave-fight:

ROUND 1, MATCH 17

NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS

Who would win in a fight? (propaganda under the cut)

Elon Musk

Groundskeeper Willie

Keep reading

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thenewborndeity:

funnytwittertweets:

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bringbackgoth:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

only-tiktoks:

The girls are exeeerrrcising

don’t hide your tags bestie this is so cute

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toskarin:

you can’t really place all the blame for bad female character design on artists because a lot of that comes from higher up the chain of command, which is something I learned the hard way when a client had me draw breasts and eyelashes on a wasp so that it was obvious she’s a girl wasp

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